When the server is down...

-STEP 1-
-First things first, you get the loathsome message.
-Don't freak out.
-Refrain from destroying objects smaller than yourself. (keyboard, mouse, ect.)
-Take a deep breath.
-Say "I have a life".
-Repeat this 5 times.
-When you're ready move on to step 2, proceed.

-STEP 2-
-Once you're chillin' you may become bored very quickly. So find something to do! Such as:
-Turn on the TV and channel surf.
-Drop to the floor and begin push ups/crunches... or just lie there.
-Respond to peoples rants, and see how silly they sound.
-Refer them to this guide.
-Go to the bathroom.
-Read a book.
-Go eat something from your kitchen.
-Do your homework for the night.
-Masturbate.
-Call or text a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend.
-Go for a run.
-Mow your lawn.
-Play a musical instrument.
-Listen to music.
-Clean your house.
-Wash your face.
-Find a cure for cancer.
-Tell that girl/boy in your P.E class you have feelings for her/him.
-Or just repeat Step 1 if necessary.
-When you're ready to move on to step 3, proceed.

-STEP 3-
-Alright so you're done with steps 1 and 2. Pretty easy, huh?
-Now you're ready to try to relog into the server! Try to do so.
-If you are not successful, repeat step 1 if necessary.
-Resume your activity.
-Try again!
-Eventually, you WILL be let in! So be patient!

got this from a friend =)

roflroflroflvery nice lol but was masturbate really necessary?

LOL!@@@@@

masturbate helped me out many of times when server was down lmao!



just kidding

i work out
or go help my mom smoke her ciggarettes

that was weird but funny

omfg that was so funny to bad it wasnt twice as long i woulda never stopped laughing nic eport i really like this post very very unique GREAT JOB

Thanks for the replys =)

wow man that soo funny the 2 that i liked the most was "find a cure for cancer" and "master you know what" but that helps me feal better when i do

Live 2 Die wrote:

masturbate helped me out many of times when server was down lmao!



just kidding

i work out
or go help my mom smoke her ciggarettes

lol i never knew you smoked =P

I found a cure for cancer omg

This shall help me alot!
Ill do my best for finding a cure

Sweet guide!

hahaha!
that was priceless!

ahh... clasic.

hilarious

lol nice

Waste of my time tbh.

lol HAHA - find a cure for cancer masturebate?!
ROFL xD
well ive started following some of the stuffs lol

sxc skillahz1 wrote:

lol HAHA - find a cure for cancer masturebate?!
ROFL xD
well ive started following some of the stuffs lol

haha i know uhh uhh i forgot most of them XD

Articipate wrote:

LOL!@@@@@

your thread is so hawt that arti posted :[)

totaly wrong .. its more like

masterbate
check
fuck its down
go outside for 1 hour
check
omfg still down
masterbate
masterbate
masterbate
check
its still down wtf..
go outside
check
ffs its still down
masterbate
masterbate
masterbate
what was i suppose to check again?


lol

totaly wrong .. its more like

masterbate
check
fuck its down
go outside for 1 hour
check
omfg still down
masterbate
masterbate
masterbate
check
its still down wtf..
go outside
check
ffs its still down
masterbate
masterbate
masterbate
what was i suppose to check again?


lol